Scene opens on a kitchen table in a well-lit kitchen somewhere in the suburbs. The family (two parents and three young boys) is sitting around the table eating peacefully and chatting quietly. It is dark outside and the kitchen is warm and cozy.
Little L: (singing loudly to the tune of Cee Lo Green’s “Forget You”): Poopie, poopie, poopie and poopie butt. Poopie and poopie, too.
Mom to Dad (shaking head and looking bewildered): Where did this child come from?
Dad smiles and shrugs.
Middle D (brightly): Maybe he is from Pottytalk Town where everyone talks potty talk all the time!
Then, Middle D drinks and burps loudly.
Middle D: I’m from Burpy Town! Laughs.
Mom: What do you say?
Middle D: Excuse me!
Big F (very serious): No. You are from Funky Town, remember?
Middle D: Oh yeah!
Pause.
Well, I’m from two places: Funky Town and Burpy Town!
Little L: I’m from Pottytalk Town.
Silence for a moment.
Little L: Pooping in your pants is not awesome.
End scene. Curtain closes.
